Traveling This Flat Land Of Ours: Lesson 27
There is a small town East of here by the name of Flush Town, renowned for its giant birds. These enormous feathered spectacles are used as artificial wind producers, powering windmills, filling sails on great ships, blowing kites ever farther.
Granted, it's not the most efficient solution to some of their energy problems, but alas, it brings in the occasional tourist... which they then feed to the birds...
You've been warned.